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Offline Jonathan

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More top quality retouching
« on: September 17, 2009, 11:24:14 AM »
Where "top" = "abysmal"

http://apostropher.com/cache/angelswithattitudes.htm

Seriously this scares me.


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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 11:28:57 AM »
Would give you nightmares looking into those eyes!!!  :o :o

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 12:02:10 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D :o

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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 12:23:35 PM »
Whoa they are well scarey! :D

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 12:34:26 PM »
And is it a coincidence that, with a couple of exceptions, they all seem to have been blessed with a certain type of name ::)

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 12:46:03 PM »
And is it a coincidence that, with a couple of exceptions, they all seem to have been blessed with a certain type of name ::)

I'm not certain bu I think they may be American.  Which explains both things.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 12:56:49 PM »
 :o
I found a certain quote rather alarming though...
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MARCH 0-18 MOS WINNER ... COURTNEE ! (original pic unavailable ~ but take my word "beautiful" !!!
I'd hate to see the original!

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 03:09:07 PM »
Really scary. And if you click on the home page it comes up 404, but the address is (in part) faithweb.com. Even more frightening . .
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil. H.L Mencken.

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 05:36:44 PM »
Took a look on my mobile - that was scary enough for me...

Midwich cuckoos, anyone?

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 06:46:11 PM »
Hewwo from Windy Sheffy,,,,

Oh Gawd,,,,,,,the land of the free,,,and obese and mentaly ill !!!
Thing is,how long till pics(?) like that start winning awrds in other countries,,,,,,
Very very sad.

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 07:46:55 PM »
were it not for the fact that i've seen Jonathan post something similar before - i would have thought they were pictures of dolls for sale on the web!

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 07:57:26 PM »
Sweet!  I found some before and afters.

Who needs satire when you have America?
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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2009, 10:10:49 PM »

Turn your portrait into a cartoon in two easy steps.

It's the warping of the eyes to make them bigger, and the nicely natural plastic skin tones.

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Re: More top quality retouching
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2009, 10:13:19 PM »
Come on - who's going to be the first to apply the effect to a portrait they've taken and upload it! :o

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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2009, 11:49:29 PM »
Think I'll wow the judges then?  :legit:


 

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