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Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« on: January 16, 2013, 01:00:10 PM »
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 01:08:16 PM »
Is that one of those Irish 'beefburgers' I heard about on the news this morning?
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 01:57:57 PM »
Is that one of those Irish 'beefburgers' I heard about on the news this morning?

    The very same. Apparently they'er low in fat but high in Shergar!  :2funny:

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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 02:25:28 PM »
I had one for my lunch.
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 06:45:03 PM »
That's in very bad taste, so I hope you get nagged for horsing around!  :uglystupid2: :2funny:

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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 07:03:34 PM »
Neigh, canter see! With all the fuss it may stirrup a gallop pole  - TallyHo! :legit:
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 07:06:27 PM »
I wanted to sample these new burgers, but when I got to the shop, the shelf was empty. When I asked the assistant if they had any more out the back,  she said "Neigh!"..... :D
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 07:08:13 PM »
Would the bar/horse/Celion Dion joke still work with a burger in it?.... :dance:
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 06:22:33 AM »
   I put some in the fridge a couple of days ago. They'er still there but a bag of carrots has gone! :legit:
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 08:50:02 AM »
Apparently someone who had been eating these burgers inadvertently over some time began to take on quite markedly equine features, lengthening of the face, prominent teeth and a lengthening of the ears. Being somewhat worried he visited his doctor and after a few Ummm's and Errr's the doctor gave him what he thought was a prescription, which he duly presented at the chemists.
The chemist looked at it and gave it him back. A bit perplexed the man asked why he hadn't acted on it. The chemist told him it wasn't a prescription, but a licence to crap in the street!  :legit:

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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 09:38:13 AM »
I just went to check on my horseburgers in the fridge... and they`re off

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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 10:17:41 AM »
  Thought I was safe, being a veggie and all that...Turns out my veggieburgers contain Uniquorn!
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 01:26:56 PM »
Is this what they call "Brit Humour"? I'm afraid it would fail right out of the gate in the colonies.
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 01:56:01 PM »
We'll try to rein it in Spinner, but we're making all these up on the hoof. We don't want to saddle you with our jokes, but cant(er) seem to help it . .
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Re: Unexpected item in the bagging area!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 06:04:49 PM »
Just been in Tesco's cafe and the waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger.

I replied, I'll have a fiver each way

Not to be out done Lidl have launched their own value burgers

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