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Offline Beryl

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Not really a joke
« on: November 03, 2011, 11:30:40 PM »
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments

 1 Just one God
 2 Honor yer Ma & Pa
 3 No tellin' tales or gossipin'
 4 Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
 5 Put nothin' before God
 6 No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
 7 No killin'
 8 Watch yer mouth
 9 Don't take what ain't yers
10 Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

 Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?  Y'all have a nice day.


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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 10:35:39 AM »
11 Your sister's been saved for another man

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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 12:45:20 PM »
12. Thou shalt not get away with it
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 05:26:50 PM »
  Seems a good enough set of rules to live your life by (Apart from the God bits.)
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 10:05:49 AM »
13. God helps those who help themselves.....................................God help those I catch
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 10:31:24 AM »
13. God helps those who help themselves.....................................God help those I catch

  Indeed Beryl....I plan to repent on my deathbed. It;s a win/win situation.
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 11:46:05 AM »


  Indeed Beryl....I plan to repent on my deathbed. It;s a win/win situation.
            Graham.  :dance:
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If I left it until the last moment I don't think I could speak fast enough to reason through fifty odd years  ;)
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2011, 11:56:24 AM »


  Indeed Beryl....I plan to repent on my deathbed. It;s a win/win situation.
            Graham.  :dance:

If I left it until the last moment I don't think I could speak fast enough to reason through fifty odd years  ;)
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  I was once told to live every day as though it was my last...so now I lie in bed all day, slipping in and out of consciousness!
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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2011, 02:58:39 PM »


  Indeed Beryl....I plan to repent on my deathbed. It;s a win/win situation.
            Graham.  :dance:

If I left it until the last moment I don't think I could speak fast enough to reason through fifty odd years  ;)


  I was once told to live every day as though it was my last...so now I lie in bed all day, slipping in and out of consciousness!
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So one assumes you weren't conscious when you posted this comment!  :2funny:

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Re: Not really a joke
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 09:22:40 PM »
quote  I was once told to live every day as though it was my last...so now I lie in bed all day, slipping in and out of consciousness!
                        Graham. Unquote


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