Michael the butcher

[Mick]

Michael the butcher owned his own shop
And insisted on wearing his purple tank top
He liked to dress trendy
To impress his friend Wendy
She'd often come in just to look at his chop!

[chris2pher]

In 1944 the monkeys went to war
they used their bums as tommy guns
and thats against the law

in 1966 the queen pulled down her knicks
she licked her bum
said yum yum
thats better than weetabix