What bemused you today?

[spinner]

Well, Spinner it was not her first time dealing with the boys in blue - a few years ago there was a bit of an incident.

I sent a brief summary to one of my best friends who just happened to have been a traffic plod in one of his earlier careers.

Here are a few pictures, and HERE is the little missive I sent to my friend.

Note from the 'c' picture that she had already clobbered the roundabout under construction, as the gouges in the tarmac indicate that her offside tyre was already defalted before she hit the next kerb and took off.







It wasn't fun at the time. I need my sleep.

At the risk of sounding cold blooded she should be taken out and shot. I have no tolerance for drunks, having had several in my family. The story I told brought back memories I rather wished were gone.

[Hinfrance]

A bit lenient Spinner - being forced to ride a bicycle wearing a discount shop track suit for the rest of her life would be more appropriate - it would hurt her far more.

She was actually quite glad she trashed the VW; VW is not the kind of car someone as stylish as her ought to be driving, I'm sure you understand. The insurance money wasn't enough for a BMW, so she bought an Audi instead. And then hit a deer a few months later, driving too fast down country lanes. She was also stopped for overtaking on a solid white line through a village travelling at nearly twice the limit. She got away with that one too by flashing her Polish licence - too much paperwork for plod. But now she is well and truly on the system, and they'll be stopping her a lot from now on.

I quite agree that she (and others like her) should never be allowed to get behind the wheel of a car, but then I am not the law.

[craftysnapper]

Another numpty driver on forge mill lane, this happens that many times on this road will they ever learn!

[spinner]

Another numpty driver on forge mill lane, this happens that many times on this road will they ever learn!

Far too many people think they're Jeremy Clarkson, when they're not.

[donoreo]

Another numpty driver on forge mill lane, this happens that many times on this road will they ever learn!

Far too many people think they're Jeremy Clarkson, when they're not.

Psssst, I am the Stig

[ABERS]

Found one of these in my Fish Fingers yesterday. 


http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sgifs/Seahorse_bw.GIF

[Graham]

Found one of these in my Fish Fingers yesterday. 


http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sgifs/Seahorse_bw.GIF

               

[Hinfrance]

THIS

[Graham]

THIS

  You've got to laugh!

[donoreo]

THIS

I bet they never saw it coming 

[Jediboy]

Oh dear. You couldn't make it up.
At least no one was injured.

[michaelb104]

The weather woman this morning promised me 12c and sunshine, the temperature has just reached 4c and it is still foggy 

[Oldboy]

The weather woman this morning promised me 12c and sunshine, the temperature has just reached 4c and it is still foggy 

It was warm and sunny in Brum today. 

[Mick]

The weather woman this morning promised me 12c and sunshine, the temperature has just reached 4c and it is still foggy 

Was like a summers day here in Essex, 11 C. 

[michaelb104]

The weather woman this morning promised me 12c and sunshine, the temperature has just reached 4c and it is still foggy 

Was like a summers day here in Essex, 11 C. 

Still foggy and cold