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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #345 on: December 20, 2015, 06:33:26 PM »
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #346 on: December 23, 2015, 07:03:21 PM »
I think I posted this before, but it is worth sharing again.


I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

This morning, I read about a doctor who says the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.

Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #347 on: December 23, 2015, 10:07:58 PM »
But will you feel the same way tomorrow morning?  :P

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #348 on: January 07, 2017, 11:40:44 AM »
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of senior citizens down the
motorrway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches
up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and
hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady,
'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth,'
she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied,
'We just love the chocolate around them !'
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #349 on: February 06, 2017, 06:29:17 PM »
Elderly couple in Church.

Wife whispers to her husband;   " Darling....   I've just done a long silent fart, what should I do? ''

Husband replies;      " Put new batteries in your hearing aid! "          :legit:
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