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Funky Fred
« on: January 11, 2012, 11:27:52 PM »
Funky Fred

Funky Fred dresses in red,
He has dry skin on the top of his head,
He wares blue tights,
At wild party nights.

His hair is always frizzy
When blow dried by Lizzy,
Who is his live in lover,
He shares her with his brother.

They met in the park
When it was very dark,
Their appearance wasn't nice
So they wouldn't of looked twice,
If it had been in the day,
In the usual way.

They go to butcher shops,
Just to look at all the chops.
On a Saturday night,
They fly their home made kite,
At the bottom of the lane
With the fish monger Jane,
Who brings a nice cod fillet
Tucked inside her tweed gillet,
For them to eat later on
With her boyfriend Ron.


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