What bemused you today?

[Graham]

Myself. I am here to tell you, unequivocally that the Spot Removal tool will NOT clean the spots off of your computer screen. No way, no how. And it took me several attempts before I realized what I was doing. 

You're not the first. 

[Oldboy]

Myself. I am here to tell you, unequivocally that the Spot Removal tool will NOT clean the spots off of your computer screen. No way, no how. And it took me several attempts before I realized what I was doing. 

If you had a 3D removal tool then that would work! 

[Graham]

I was driving home last night and, on looking through my rear view mirror, was convinced that the it was the Irish pop legend Van Morrison behind me.


Imagine my embarrassment when I remembered that everything in a mirror is reversed and it turned out to be a Morrisons van!

[Oldboy]

I was driving home last night and, on looking through my rear view mirror, was convinced that the it was the Irish pop legend Van Morrison behind me.


Imagine my embarrassment when I remembered that everything in a mirror is reversed and it turned out to be a Morrisons van!

[Reinardina]

Have just managed to convince Southern Water, that I still live at my address, and have them reinstate my direct debit.

Apparently someone changed his/her address on line, and moved in here. Without me noticing!

All should be well again though, but it just goes to show how 'dangerous' these on line changes can be.

[Oldboy]

Have just managed to convince Southern Water, that I still live at my address, and have them reinstate my direct debit.

Apparently someone changed his/her address on line, and moved in here. Without me noticing!

All should be well again though, but it just goes to show how 'dangerous' these on line changes can be.

Have you checked the cupboards? 

[Reinardina]

Have just managed to convince Southern Water, that I still live at my address, and have them reinstate my direct debit.

Apparently someone changed his/her address on line, and moved in here. Without me noticing!

All should be well again though, but it just goes to show how 'dangerous' these on line changes can be.

Have you checked the cupboards? 

Just cleared out three, no one there.

[DigiDiva]

My hubby spotted 2 men rummaging through the wheelie bins in our lane both on the night before bin collection and the morning of collection. We never put ours out the night before but yesterday he hung on in the morning till the bin wagon was a few doors away.

This rummaging can result in stolen identities and we all need to be careful about shredding stuff. I didn't know if I should have called the police but in the end I didn't.

[jinky]

A thin covering of snow on top of a layer of frozen snow and it`s chaos! Tried to get to the gym for early morning session and totally stranded at home because of people driving too fast on slight downhills crashing into other cars coming up the other way. Absolute bedlam. 2 cars facing the wrong way up the hill on the main road that had been gritted and wasn`t bad at all! What do people do? A little moderation and all would be fine!

[Oldboy]

My hubby spotted 2 men rummaging through the wheelie bins in our lane both on the night before bin collection and the morning of collection. We never put ours out the night before but yesterday he hung on in the morning till the bin wagon was a few doors away.

This rummaging can result in stolen identities and we all need to be careful about shredding stuff. I didn't know if I should have called the police but in the end I didn't.

It's likely Romanians as they tend to go through rubbish looking for things to sell. At least they do down here. 

[spinner]

My hubby spotted 2 men rummaging through the wheelie bins in our lane both on the night before bin collection and the morning of collection. We never put ours out the night before but yesterday he hung on in the morning till the bin wagon was a few doors away.

This rummaging can result in stolen identities and we all need to be careful about shredding stuff. I didn't know if I should have called the police but in the end I didn't.

I agree. Got myself a shredder...last Christmas...not the one just past, the other one. I'll have it out of the box one day soon.

[Oldboy]

My hubby spotted 2 men rummaging through the wheelie bins in our lane both on the night before bin collection and the morning of collection. We never put ours out the night before but yesterday he hung on in the morning till the bin wagon was a few doors away.

This rummaging can result in stolen identities and we all need to be careful about shredding stuff. I didn't know if I should have called the police but in the end I didn't.

I agree. Got myself a shredder...last Christmas...not the one just past, the other one. I'll have it out of the box one day soon.

If you plug it in it will shred the box! 

[spinner]

My hubby spotted 2 men rummaging through the wheelie bins in our lane both on the night before bin collection and the morning of collection. We never put ours out the night before but yesterday he hung on in the morning till the bin wagon was a few doors away.

This rummaging can result in stolen identities and we all need to be careful about shredding stuff. I didn't know if I should have called the police but in the end I didn't.

I agree. Got myself a shredder...last Christmas...not the one just past, the other one. I'll have it out of the box one day soon.

If you plug it in it will shred the box! 

Oh, right!!

[ABERS]

Got up this morning and the electricity was off. No computer, no central heating and the phone seemed to be down as well. Found my mobile and the battery was flat!

Thought, well I'll have a cuppa, no electric kettle of course! Decided to go to golf but the weather turned nasty so that was off the menu. Dead loss! 

Decide to sit with the wife and had a chat for a couple of hours.

She seems like a nice lady.

[Beaux Reflets]

Got up this morning and the electricity was off. No computer, no central heating and the phone seemed to be down as well. Found my mobile and the battery was flat!

Thought, well I'll have a cuppa, no electric kettle of course! Decided to go to golf but the weather turned nasty so that was off the menu. Dead loss! 

Decide to sit with the wife and had a chat for a couple of hours.

She seems like a nice lady.

And how long have you been together