Your ROOM 101

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My 101

Jerks on Tech sites who don't appear to be able to answer the questions posted and so ask stupid questions of you like "Explain why you want to do this". Or don't appear to read your whole question because if they had they'd know why.

Or self same type of jerk who, when you ask a question about apples, gives you back an answer about oranges.

[Oldboy]

My 101

Jerks on Tech sites who don't appear to be able to answer the questions posted and so ask stupid questions of you like "Explain why you want to do this". Or don't appear to read your whole question because if they had they'd know why.

Or self same type of jerk who, when you ask a question about apples, gives you back an answer about oranges.

You should answer that you really wanted to know how may jerks would pop out from the woodwork! 

[Hinfrance]

Pasta

[Carlj]

The word Cannon.

Why? Because a quick search of ebay seems to indicate that a number of sellers can't even copy the 5 letters on their strap/bag/camera/flash! 

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My 101

Jerks on Tech sites who don't appear to be able to answer the questions posted and so ask stupid questions of you like "Explain why you want to do this". Or don't appear to read your whole question because if they had they'd know why.

Or self same type of jerk who, when you ask a question about apples, gives you back an answer about oranges.

You should answer that you really wanted to know how may jerks would pop out from the woodwork! 

I would but I'm running out of Tech sites I haven't been kicked off because of something similar. 

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A variation on my previous 101. People who post on forums and it's clear they didn't actually read the article they posted about.
Either that or reading comprehension has taken a real nose dive.

[DigiDiva]

Some of my clients.........................

[Karen]

People who dont pay the extra to have indicators on their cars 

[Matthew]

People who dont pay the extra to have indicators on their cars 

Some of those big cars have them as optional extra's I understand

The packs bacon come in........I can never peel the film off the top, if I am lucky enough to get a decent grip on the smallest "easy open" tab known to man between my thumb and finger, you need a pull like a herd of elephants. Even if you do manage to start to prise the film lid off (at this point all circulation has ceased in your digits and beads of sweat start to appear on your brow)...your elation is short lived as you watch a tear appear, taking a diagonal path toward the edge leaving you with a triangular hole in the film and similar shaped piece of film between your fingers! At this point I take out the kitchen knife and cut the lid off.....something I should have done in the first place! 

[Oldboy]

The packs bacon come in........I can never peel the film off the top, if I am lucky enough to get a decent grip on the smallest "easy open" tab known to man between my thumb and finger, you need a pull like a herd of elephants. Even if you do manage to start to prise the film lid off (at this point all circulation has ceased in your digits and beads of sweat start to appear on your brow)...your elation is short lived as you watch a tear appear, taking a diagonal path toward the edge leaving you with a triangular hole in the film and similar shaped piece of film between your fingers! At this point I take out the kitchen knife and cut the lid off.....something I should have done in the first place! 

Some have the skill; some don't!   

[DigiDiva]

Theres a similar technique required when trying to retreive the end of a toiler roll, right up inside the industrial size dispenser in work toilets................

However, this technique, once mastered, has its merits .......

[Karen]

Folk that sit right up yer butt in their cars...you can see I have a theme going on here 

[Matthew]

Folk that sit right up yer butt in their cars...you can see I have a theme going on here 

Them novelty signs that say "Caution, Grandparent Driving", accompianied by a picture of a swerving car. Like that's a plausable excuse for driving like a numpty. "Ahhh, look at this driver he has just cut lanes on the roundabout and is now holding me up at 40mph, but it's OK, they have one of them signs hanging in the rear window, just above the tarten blanket."

[Karen]

BT helpline

[Matthew]

Keith Chegwin and Timmy Mallet