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All the stereotypes!!!Two Irish Men, A Blonde & a Flag PoleTwo Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height, and she gives us the bloody length.'
A 90 year old Sailor picks up a prostitute while having sex he says to her "how am I doing", She replies "about 3 knots ", He asks "what do you mean 3 knots", She replies " Your not hard,your not in and your not getting your money back.
That last one is brilliant - got to pinch it ...